Mobcamwod is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient cat.

Mobcamwod created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobcamwod, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mobcamwod, she will turn you into a rock.

Mobcamwod's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Mobcamwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mobcamwod.