Guttinhud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying meerkat.

Guttinhud created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Guttinhud, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Guttinhud, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Guttinhud's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Guttinhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Hide from pink manatees for they are unholy.