Nabrulkap is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise shrew.

Nabrulkap created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nabrulkap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nabrulkap, he will turn you into a tree.

Nabrulkap's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Nabrulkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Run away if nine hamsters approach from the east.