Arngenquat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate guinea pig.

Arngenquat created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Arngenquat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Arngenquat, it will be very sad.

Arngenquat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Arngenquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.