Farnsinsidfid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, proud dingo.

Farnsinsidfid created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnsinsidfid, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Farnsinsidfid, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Farnsinsidfid's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Farnsinsidfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.