Tailfodfum is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, omnipotent slug.

Tailfodfum created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailfodfum, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tailfodfum, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tailfodfum's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tailfodfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never feed nuts to voles while wearing indigo coats.

3. Hide if six grasshopers approach from the north.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never eat bark.