Riphabdab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, confident swan.

Riphabdab created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Riphabdab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Riphabdab, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Riphabdab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Riphabdab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Riphabdab.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Always obey Riphabdab's priests.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.