Arpbessran Latgillin Jadtal is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, blissful donkey.

Arpbessran Latgillin Jadtal created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpbessran Latgillin Jadtal, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Arpbessran Latgillin Jadtal, she will come to you in dreams.

Arpbessran Latgillin Jadtal's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Arpbessran Latgillin Jadtal's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never write about asteroids.