Sigomtrig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm newt.

Sigomtrig created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigomtrig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sigomtrig, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sigomtrig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sigomtrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Do not kill pigs.