Gemmobsag Mifflow is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, proud otter.

Gemmobsag Mifflow created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemmobsag Mifflow, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gemmobsag Mifflow, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Gemmobsag Mifflow's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gemmobsag Mifflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. You must love Gemmobsag Mifflow.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.