Largcumtig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, conceited fox.

Largcumtig created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largcumtig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Largcumtig, she will turn you into a snail.

Largcumtig's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Largcumtig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think ill of sick badgers.

4. Do not take Largcumtig's name in vain.

5. Always stare at clouds.