Rawrangar is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, self-confident porpoise.

Rawrangar created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawrangar, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rawrangar, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Rawrangar's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Rawrangar's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rawrangar.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about mites.