Cadlatort Dumhantag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic human.

Cadlatort Dumhantag created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadlatort Dumhantag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cadlatort Dumhantag, she will send minions to preach to you.

Cadlatort Dumhantag's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cadlatort Dumhantag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about moons.