Negdotduss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud newt.

Negdotduss created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negdotduss, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Negdotduss, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Negdotduss' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Negdotduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of porpoises.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide from red horses for they are unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Negdotduss.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.