Bassrulrantaf Hasloghubxuc Stiplippid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable wolf.

Bassrulrantaf Hasloghubxuc Stiplippid created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassrulrantaf Hasloghubxuc Stiplippid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bassrulrantaf Hasloghubxuc Stiplippid, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bassrulrantaf Hasloghubxuc Stiplippid's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bassrulrantaf Hasloghubxuc Stiplippid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always take life seriously.