Zimfidmum is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, able squirrel.

Zimfidmum created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimfidmum, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zimfidmum, she will come to you in dreams.

Zimfidmum's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Zimfidmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Hide if nine turtles approach from the east.

3. Respect your elders.

4. You must pray to Zimfidmum eight times a day.

5. Never talk about doves.