Femganrak is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering alligator.

Femganrak created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Femganrak, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Femganrak, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Femganrak's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Femganrak's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always wear white.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always take life seriously.