Cedyartmipgat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever octopus.

Cedyartmipgat created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedyartmipgat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cedyartmipgat, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cedyartmipgat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cedyartmipgat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight swans approach from the west.

2. You must pray to Cedyartmipgat five times a day.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about shrews.