Cedyartmipgat is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever
octopus.
Cedyartmipgat created viruses nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cedyartmipgat, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Cedyartmipgat, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Cedyartmipgat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Cedyartmipgat's Holy Commandments1. Run away if eight swans approach from the west.
2. You must pray to Cedyartmipgat five times a day.
3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Never talk about shrews.