Podquaghom is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, confident wyvern.

Podquaghom created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Podquaghom, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Podquaghom, it will remove you from existence.

Podquaghom's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Podquaghom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Podquaghom on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Never look at galaxies.