Sitbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain hummingbird.

Sitbiss created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sitbiss, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sitbiss, it will make you grow a tail.

Sitbiss' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Sitbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Do not make images of living things.