Cipmegpin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil dingo.

Cipmegpin created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Cipmegpin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cipmegpin, it will remove you from existence.

Cipmegpin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cipmegpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never run in the presence of bats.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.