Mipfonkam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental cat.

Mipfonkam created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Mipfonkam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mipfonkam, it will turn you into a dog.

Mipfonkam's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Mipfonkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Mipfonkam.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Never talk about pigs.