Tentindud is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unthinking crow.

Tentindud created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tentindud, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tentindud, she will destroy your favourite star.

Tentindud's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tentindud's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about black holes.