Bumnulgen is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, fussy capybara.

Bumnulgen created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumnulgen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bumnulgen, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bumnulgen's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bumnulgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never paint your chest magenta.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.