Vonkdad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain chinchilla.

Vonkdad created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkdad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vonkdad, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vonkdad's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Vonkdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.