Armlarpteen Gudgepsasyattpiblan Kenquillpinragnurtar is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, cheerful shrew.

Armlarpteen Gudgepsasyattpiblan Kenquillpinragnurtar created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armlarpteen Gudgepsasyattpiblan Kenquillpinragnurtar, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Armlarpteen Gudgepsasyattpiblan Kenquillpinragnurtar, he will turn you into a rock.

Armlarpteen Gudgepsasyattpiblan Kenquillpinragnurtar's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Armlarpteen Gudgepsasyattpiblan Kenquillpinragnurtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Hide if eight squirrels approach from the south.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. You must pray to Armlarpteen Gudgepsasyattpiblan Kenquillpinragnurtar three times a day.