Fagcitdan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate alligator.

Fagcitdan created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagcitdan, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fagcitdan, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fagcitdan's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fagcitdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tapirs.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Fagcitdan loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

4. Never laugh near seals.

5. Always obey Fagcitdan's priests.