Pom is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident dragon.

Pom created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pom, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pom, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Pom's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Pom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about swans.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never wear violet shorts.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.