Nanbinbam is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind wasp.

Nanbinbam created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nanbinbam, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nanbinbam, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nanbinbam's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Nanbinbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Never laugh in the presence of capybaras.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not eat parsnips.