Wikgamsand is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, sage snail.

Wikgamsand created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikgamsand, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wikgamsand, it will laugh at you.

Wikgamsand's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Wikgamsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never paint your feet blue.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Never talk about foxes.