Hubvonknutt Yarpgigfed is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, omnipotent swan.

Hubvonknutt Yarpgigfed created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Hubvonknutt Yarpgigfed, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hubvonknutt Yarpgigfed, it will torture you forever.

Hubvonknutt Yarpgigfed's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Hubvonknutt Yarpgigfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill doves.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Hide from red voles for they are unholy.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.