Febgadsandfunkopomtbon is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, astonishing raven.

Febgadsandfunkopomtbon created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febgadsandfunkopomtbon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Febgadsandfunkopomtbon, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Febgadsandfunkopomtbon's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Febgadsandfunkopomtbon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.