Cedhivkap is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, charitable porpoise.

Cedhivkap created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedhivkap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cedhivkap, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cedhivkap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cedhivkap's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cedhivkap.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never bounce near hamsters.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.