Yimlunkip is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, clever sheep.

Yimlunkip created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimlunkip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yimlunkip, it will boil you in a big pot.

Yimlunkip's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Yimlunkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Do not hurt grasshopers.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.