Dutpogjig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, cheerful owl.

Dutpogjig created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutpogjig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dutpogjig, it will think nothing of it.

Dutpogjig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dutpogjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always look after injured pigs.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Never look in ponds.