Ganbutkon is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, compassionate jellyfish.

Ganbutkon created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganbutkon, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ganbutkon, it will turn you into a mole.

Ganbutkon's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Ganbutkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick goats.

2. Ganbutkon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Feed all hungry birds.

5. Always treat badgers with great respect.