Sasrigbom is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, competent gnu.

Sasrigbom created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasrigbom, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sasrigbom, it will turn you into a puffin.

Sasrigbom's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sasrigbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not sing in public.