Bessnelldav is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, prudent skunk.

Bessnelldav created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessnelldav, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bessnelldav, he will ignore you.

Bessnelldav's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bessnelldav's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Hide from brown monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Do not stand on grass.