Stragstigtigfly is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unfair mongoose.

Stragstigtigfly created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragstigtigfly, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stragstigtigfly, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stragstigtigfly's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Stragstigtigfly's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Stragstigtigfly on top of all buildings.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Run away from turquoise moths, for they are unholy.

5. Retreat if six dolphins approach from the north.