Cepnullstip is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, vain whale.

Cepnullstip created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepnullstip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cepnullstip, she will destroy your home solar system.

Cepnullstip's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Cepnullstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.