Bidnigyog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, slow cobra.

Bidnigyog created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Bidnigyog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bidnigyog, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bidnigyog's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bidnigyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Worship no other gods but Bidnigyog.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not hurt snails.