Cipbuntammit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, resourceful frog.

Cipbuntammit created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipbuntammit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cipbuntammit, he will turn you into a mole.

Cipbuntammit's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cipbuntammit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not take Cipbuntammit's name in vain.

3. Never paint your face brown.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about stars.