Cedcatxincad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, kind horse.

Cedcatxincad created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Cedcatxincad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cedcatxincad, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cedcatxincad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cedcatxincad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat grapes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.