Listnellnart is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane beaver.

Listnellnart created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listnellnart, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Listnellnart, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Listnellnart's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Listnellnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never feed beans to turtles while wearing white hats.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never jump in the presence of manatees.

5. Never write about planets.