Volwiparf is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, overgenerous
squid.
Volwiparf created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Volwiparf, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Volwiparf, she will laugh at you.
Volwiparf's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Volwiparf's Holy Commandments1. Never think about comets.
2. Never write about cell theory.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Never write about moons.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.