Nuttjigkan is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, slow walrus.

Nuttjigkan created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttjigkan, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nuttjigkan, he will laugh at you.

Nuttjigkan's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nuttjigkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near eagles.

2. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not hurt squirrels.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never paint your chest mauve.