Bess Had is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, resourceful jackal.

Bess Had created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bess Had, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bess Had, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bess Had's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bess Had's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.