Vednellfidvedbogtimfub is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, merciless wyrm.

Vednellfidvedbogtimfub created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Vednellfidvedbogtimfub, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vednellfidvedbogtimfub, it will turn you into a rock.

Vednellfidvedbogtimfub's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Vednellfidvedbogtimfub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.