Dobflisnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthinking fly.

Dobflisnurt created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Dobflisnurt, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobflisnurt, she will try to impress you with trees.

Dobflisnurt's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dobflisnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Feed all hungry gulls.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Worship no other gods but Dobflisnurt.