Poghivcidcan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, contented lobster.

Poghivcidcan created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Poghivcidcan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Poghivcidcan, she will remove you from existence.

Poghivcidcan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Poghivcidcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.